Finally... a Fuck to Give!
Let’s be honest: the world’s been a flaming dumpster fire lately, and most of us ran out of fucks to give somewhere around 2020.
Lucky for you, we’ve got literal, physical fucks, ready to hand out to clueless coworkers, your mother-in-law, or anyone else who desperately needs one.
Each classy little resealable pouch comes stuffed with 50 beautiful FUCKS, ready to dramatically reveal just how many fucks you have left to give to whoever thinks you’re still in the business of caring.
And best of all, everything you get — from the fucks, to the pouches, to the bubble wrap mailers, down to the tape — is proudly made in Canada. Even the person packing it might be doing so on ice skates while fending off a flock of angry geese and humming "O Canada" through a mouthful of poutine.
Ready to get some Fucks? Pick your poison (price-wise):
Single Pouch — $19.95
50 fucks in one handy pouch. That’s 49 more than most people deserve.
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Triple Pouch — $49.95
150 fucks. Great for couples, frenemies, or when your sarcasm needs backup.
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Five Pouch Pack — $79.95
250 fucks. Enough for the whole office, your in-laws, and that one guy who talks on speakerphone in public.
And hey, out of the sheer goodness of our twisted little hearts, we’ve decided that taxes are already baked into these prices. No surprise fees, no awkward checkout math. Because honestly, we’re way too lazy to do math anyway. Just fucks, straight up.