What People are Saying
"I gave one to my boss. Haven't been fired yet."
– Nicole Arinson
"My wife said I finally gave a fuck. Best anniversary ever."
– Thomas Madvan
"Hilarious. Got three for the in-laws."
– Robert M. (Mister Miller asked to remain anonymous)
"Perfect for family reunions. Handed out a dozen fucks before dinner was even served."
– Chad von Careless
"Didn’t know emotional detachment could be gift-wrapped. 7 out of 5 stars."
– Sue Meh
"Not funny, you will burn in hell for this!"
– Robert Prevost